Covering up fentanyl labs with Jay Hoag's money, so he can profit.
Welcome to Jay's World
Jay invests his billions in enabling clandestine fentanyl labs, and then has his C-Suite execs spread across various companies and boards cover them up to protect profits. Jay needs more money!!!
Jay also boasts about supporting wonderful charity Part the Cloud, but guess what Jay? It's almost time for you to Part the Cheeks. Orange is the new black, after all.
Media outlets and others might be afraid of you and your money, or maybe they want some of it.
I don't care about money, Jay. If you want to play Let's Make a Deal, you chose the wrong door. And now you're in here with me and a goat.
Step 1: Be an amoral billionaire and invest in Airbnb, and a variety of other companies that affect almost everyone's life.
Install a deeply immoral Airbnb CFO willing to do anything to protect your profits. When you also run Netflix as de facto (and now actual) Chairman of the Board, you can bring just the right corporate monster over to help make sure that dirtball Chesky does your bidding.
By installing amoral C-Suite execs who do your bidding for money and power at industry leading companies, the rest of these industries will feel like they need to follow suit!
Just A.I. approved clandestine fentanyl labs covered up by corporate greed, or stealing the talents of children and adults globally to feed your Netflix A.I. that crushes human expression and economies. You almost got your paws on evergreen dreams and IPs like Superman too, but A.I. Ted is such a moron that he left the gate open for assholes like me to fuck it up for you.
All par for the course, nothing to see here! It's not you or your board members and C-Suite execs, it's the A.I.! It wasn't you, it's the golem!
Step 2: Push for careless A.I. Airbnb guest approvals, and nurture partnerships with business partners who can do the dirty work.
When Airbnb creates a layer of protection for themselves by working with and protecting "luxury" rental company business partners, the actual cleaning out of clandestine fentanyl labs before authorities can reach them can be left to them.
And you've got your Airbnb CFO in place after testing her willingness to do anything for profit at Netflix, in case there's any need for any bigger corporate cover ups to avoid profit c-blockers like pesky homeowners, communities, and authorities!
Step 3: Cover it all up to protect profits, and enjoy PROFIT from the suffering of humanity that you create.
Now you can profit from suffering on a global scale, eight kilograms of fentanyl at a time.
And don't forget to reward that Airbnb CFO who covers it all up for you with a spot on the Netflix board of directors!
After all, fentanyl's global market size is around $19 billion USD annually and growing at a 6.6% rate likely to hit $35 billion USD by 2035. You're just a smart investor, right Jay??
Hopefully you'll still have enough paying customers, since fentanyl is the leading cause of death in adults 18-45 in the US.
What's your ROI you fucking monster?
